If I had the chance to bang Charisma Carpenter in the late 90s on the regular, I’d find creative excuses to reconcile my actions with my ideological beliefs too.

From what I recall, Cohen wanted to go super flamboyant and have sequences of drug fueled gay orgies with midgets walking around with bowls of cocaine strapped to their heads

I live in the rust belt so the ‘wont rust into the ground after 10 years” comment is debatable (almost everything does). otherwise I totally agree with you, the pure lunacy of the Hellcat is precisely what makes it awesome, even if it’s not *objectively* the best car in it’s class.

You could have just come up with a cogent argument about why the Cobalt was a bad car, rather than being an arrogant elitist.