But... but I thought it was the dog all along!

The real life equivalent of catching a shiny pokemon?

You need to add basic cooking to the mix. I am astounded by my fellow adults that can't cook something if it doesn't come in a box with instructions. You can save a lot of money if you understand a few basics, and it will take you far.

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of hearing, "Why do I have to learn [algebra/geometry/trigonometry/calculus]? I'll never use it in the real world."

Somehow, the more sympathetic version is actually more depressing

That sounds weird and easy to confuse. I just think it's multiplying by ten and then dividing by two, which is correct — 5 is half of 10.

No, because multiplying by ten and then dividing by two makes more sense. It also takes away the nebulous concept of 'moving the decimal place' which is really just another way of saying multiply by ten.

I'll admit I've never been the biggest math guy, but little tricks like this are always pretty neat.

I still believe to this day, that this is the best song about numbers:

Drift Stage continues to be the coolest racer we've seen in ages. TAY interviewed the retro-flavored racer's creators recently, but this new video goes all-in on style and deliciously cheesy guitar riffs. Watch.

What do you mean unintelligible grunts? His words were wise beyond his years.

This better replace all of link's unintelligible grunts with "WAAA"

Expecting Link?

and another one:

I would pay any amount of money for that Earthbound-themed Monopoly

My favorite, by far. I still don't know what this even means.

The closest we'll get is a Space Quest: Astro Chicken endless runner, and it'll run worse than the original mini games.

Announced in this week's Weekly Famitsu, Gunvolt's rival will be the avenging character, Acura (アキュラ)... Or maybe it's "Acula"... It's so hard to tell with Japanese sometimes.

This is the guy!