Whenever he needs to win an argument he can, quite literally, play the missing testicle card.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

He's lucky he didn't deal with Wario. The repairs would have been unappreciated, severe and involving foul odors. Plus he wouldn't get paid >:3)

This is how I always imagine video game eating.

Ah, Americans. Confirming stereotypes every day.

I only have one question: Where is the mighty render farm that made this possible located?

Low resolution doesn't mean 8bit! >:O

Obligatory

no need to build one for FFXIII-2

Copy cat

Ok...I'm in tears laughing at 'all hail Virtual Boy'.

TL;DR: Read the whole thing.

What we have here boys is a case of PC Master Race in the guise of a console gamer. Take off your sheep's clothing and don your Steamy milk white hair for us all to grovel before, covered in the glorious dirt from you shoes.

I quit reading your post 6 words in. Try harder random interweb person.