Half Life 3 confirmed.

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'" - Isaac Asimov

My wife bought margarine once when I told her to buy butter. I was really upset. Good thing we don't live in Maine.

Way to go guys. You ruined my "I Can't Believe It's Not Irreconcilable Differences!" Margarine roll out.

Are we getting so old that we have to explain the Game of Life to younger millennials?

He's lucky he didn't deal with Wario. The repairs would have been unappreciated, severe and involving foul odors. Plus he wouldn't get paid >:3)

I think what he is saying is that no one know what will happen when we get there and maybe we should think about it a little more before we do.

This is how I always imagine video game eating.

Ah, Americans. Confirming stereotypes every day.

I only have one question: Where is the mighty render farm that made this possible located?

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Such is the majesty of the mighty lever! Bow down before the forces of moments and torque!

What we have here boys is a case of PC Master Race in the guise of a console gamer. Take off your sheep's clothing and don your Steamy milk white hair for us all to grovel before, covered in the glorious dirt from you shoes.

I quit reading your post 6 words in. Try harder random interweb person.