This is how I always imagine video game eating.

Ah, Americans. Confirming stereotypes every day.

I only have one question: Where is the mighty render farm that made this possible located?

Low resolution doesn't mean 8bit! >:O

Obligatory

no need to build one for FFXIII-2

Copy cat

Ok...I'm in tears laughing at 'all hail Virtual Boy'.

Yes, messing with a classic design is a terrible risk, but there are also the pure basics of design and character creation.

All they have to do is get rid of the notrils and lips. and BAM a million times better.

I say these things, and people get mad. I'm glad their creator agrees with me.

people have been making portable n64's for years now. This one looks alright but there is a lot of other much nicer designs people have made.

TL;DR: Read the whole thing.

What we have here boys is a case of PC Master Race in the guise of a console gamer. Take off your sheep's clothing and don your Steamy milk white hair for us all to grovel before, covered in the glorious dirt from you shoes.

I quit reading your post 6 words in. Try harder random interweb person.