An old joke:

Q: What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

A: One plays three chords for a thousand fans, and the other plays a thousand chords for three fans.

Good gawd, I’ve known so many whites who brag and brag about the “authentic” Chinese restaurants they’ve visited, despite they couldn’t list common Chinese national dishes on one hand. It’s all about scoring cultural capital points than if they actually enjoyed the food.

That was a Buzzfeed video - it’s interesting to see that generation gap where the immigrants were very open-minded while the Americans held their noses like snotty hipsters.

Well, at least this movie will advertise San Jose’s greatest tourist attraction besides Raging Waters, 1980s-era Silicon Valley corporate buildings, and uh, the Happy Hollow Zoo.

Does anyone else struggle trying to finish reading Eggers’ books and short stories? There’s a consistent lack of hooks. “Heartbreaking” was fine but I could tell it underwent heavy editing. Otherwise, it was a chore for me to get through his writings published by McSweeney’s.

“Animal go bye-bye” or get the fuck out:

Yes, pop culture critics have tight deadlines and so they deem all innocuous things to be “creepy” or “problematic.”

Good Time’s cinematographer Sean Price Williams was also robbed - his camerawork did a brilliant job of portraying intoxication when you’re lost in a city during the dead of night.

His command of color in “Blade Runner” was outstanding, but I’d say that “Dunkirk” will win for its IMAX camerawork.

Answer B.

Damnit QT, lay off the Spaghetti Westerns. His last three movies either paid homages to the pasta or had songs from classic dishes.

Bummer, I thought that Matador was reissuing the Sly Stone classic when that record label simply posted, “There’s a Riot Going On” on their Facebook page. Oh well, onward to more Liberal Arts College Rock that sounds pleasant with camomille tea.

Hopefully the movie will showcase Callahan’s brilliantly macabre humor:

The manhunt was a huge deal after Versace died since Cunanan wasn’t found until eight days later. I recall the quick homophobia in the media speculation about the killer possibly being a gay prostitute who was out for revenge.

I made a St. Paul at home, it’s actually a great sandwich that hits the spot.

No kidding, Green Day owes 80 percent of their existence to Operation Ivy and the 924 Gilman Street bands.

How things change - I learned about the evils of marijuana every Red Ribbon Week at elementary school and every DARE session at middle school. And now a fast-food empire is capitalizing on the legalization of marijuana.

All I have to say is:

His money comes from exploiting the old, “My enemy’s enemy is my friend” appeal to the Right.

Milo basically looked like a Greek Mama’s Boy until he became the Right’s “bad boy.”