Indeed, he’s like a cross between Tim Wise and Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Poor guy, he reminds me of an American Legion president speaking to five chapter members at a Denny’s. “What? Don’t you have last month’s minutes?”

“Hey, this guy knows his shit!”

I see you haven’t watched The Ladykillers:

We must not stand for this constitutional violation.

I don’t know what the hell black people do with all the aluminum foil at cookouts, but they ALWAYS need more.

I believe the more fitting term is “brosocialist.”

The best part is that most of these douchebags will end up being broke, underpaid, and under-laid in the rat race within a few years.

What strikes me is how so many folks in the open-carry crowd love to brag about their fearlessness, and yet they live out in the middle of nowhere. You’d think they would have no problem living in a rough neighborhood.

My dad once considered immigrating to Australia in the 50’s. Two questions the Australian Consulate asked him: “Are you a doctor? No? Are you an engineer? No? Sorry.”

He isn’t wrong about how cheap it is to produce electronic dance these days.

At least the Gifted, Divine Children of the New Spiritual Order get swanky, flying carpets:

Nice misinterpretation there.

Sanders is a man of the Old Left (dated roughly from late 19th century to 1968), whose core advocacy is economic reform while every other cause takes a backseat. Said reform basically boils down to more jobs, bigger paychecks, better working conditions, stronger unions, and the gradual shrinking of capitalistic power.…

“Washington is Hollywood with bad haircuts,” as my dad once told me.

The villain with potato-bland looks and an annoying voice and yet, seduces so many girls.

It’s been said before: awesome soundtrack, lousy movie.

Polybius!