I'm telling ya, if it wasn't produced in the 70's, it ain't sex ed.

It's now time for Uncle Ted's classic ballad:

It's time to get drunk on Blatz:

From what I understand, Ventura didn't directly sue Kyle's widow but rather his estate, which grossed more than $6 million from sales of Kyle's memoir. He definitely had a slam-dunk libel case since he never met or even heard of Kyle when the fight supposedly happened, and yet Kyle still went on talk shows to tell…

Damnit, you beat me to the punch :-(

I hope he did that while singing their chart-topper, "This is Not a Love Song."

Yep, it's a rock legend:

No dice, the DKs are NOT the DKs without Jello. This is a golden excuse to post his Portlandia cameo:

It's spelled both ways. Vice's big feature on the Gathering spelled it as "Woot."

Don't tell me it didn't involve bottles of Faygo and a climax that went, "Woot! Woot!"

11. Be wary of bars with too many taps.

No kidding, it's NOT a great mixer with other spirits. It's best to stick with cognac or vermouth as bourbon mixers.

Bourbon + mezcal? Umm....I'll just stick to the Hot Toddys.

Well, this movie has a high bar to pole-jump over - millions of HBO subscribers recently saw Peter Pan getting rimmed in her Brooklyn kitchen.

Don't worry, there will be plenty of subs to pick up the slack and work until they have permission to come...home.

So I suspect that Skinny Girl Marijuana will make you too paranoid to eat heavy meals.

Or say, "Hey, no offense BUT..."

Please tell me that Marx wrote the "Knowing is Half the Battle" PSAs.

They notoriously went cobra + mongoose on the set of "Red Dawn." But they later made up when they acted in "Dirty Dancing."

Apparently she did a lot of coke and/or other drugs...