I believe that a good 45 percent of hardcore porn flicks are shot in sad apartments, condos, and office buildings.

This reminds me that Faith No More reunited while Mr. Bungle did not. :-(

Well, the headline still caught your attention even if it's fallacious.

They deserve at least a personal pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut.

Well, it's one of the subtle consequences of marijuana legalization in Washington.

Indeed, you should have heard my HS music classmates butcher "I Sing the Body Electric" or "Aye, Siiiing the Baaaawdy Eleeectric!"

Gee, thanks for reminding me that I share birthdays with her.

Everything you need to know about her skillz:

"...because it's important that we take every single last disposable piece of pop culture and fucking break down the 58 layers of subtext behind it to show why America ought to have a problem with Smarf."

About a dozen Gawker Media writers would like to have a word with you.

Keep in mind that the Youth Vote (ages 18-24) has not surpassed 55% since 1972 when the 26th Amendment went into effect. Nixon won by a landslide that year and researchers found that most young voters parroted their parents.

Two words: lower taxes. Many Republicans couldn't care less about most social issues as long as the government lowers their taxes.

Activision and Giuliani celebrated their victory by blasting Twister Sister's "We're Not Going to Take It" on enormous U.S. Army loudspeakers outside Noriega's prison cell for five straight days.

You'll have to wait two weeks. The Ministry of Culture's Cultural Construction Advisory Council is currently engaged.

Wouldn't it be nice if a lot of people grew up a bit and stopping creating asinine descriptions to lump strangers into? Nah, what fun would that be?

Don't forget the secession of the State of Jefferson, foreclosures, , and uh, forest fires.

They demand her to scream into a megaphone: "These are the thoughts that set fire to your cities!"

"Someone should tell Taylor Swift about stop-and-frisk, or poverty levels, or the effects of school budget cuts, or people of color being pushed out of the neighborhoods they have populated for decades because of condos and Ted Talks."

You're demanding an awful lot from a bubblegum pop singer.

Many ex-Ohioans are much worst - the Buckeye State is supposedly heaven on earth since they compare EVERYTHING to life in Ohio. Of course, these are the same folks who haven't lived there for years.

Bell's also makes a damn good stout. What kills me is that they don't distribute to California.

A few good breweries also popped up in Sebastapol (i.e. Warped and Woodfour).