Well-meaning but pretentious Enlightened White Progressives can be fun to laugh at, but you know what? As an Eurasian, I'd rather hear the clueless remarks than violent threats or desires for my deportation.

Either that or the daughters are basically the fathers' second wives during troubled marriages with their mothers.

along with the daughter's "This man is mine" gaze at the camera.

I sense a creepy Electra Complex vibe in these images.

I'm curious if there is an unwritten expiration date for the "purity period." Would these dads be infuriated if their daughters had premarital sex at age 35?

"I bent my wookie."

Just don't sleep with it, like Egan.

I was going to say, a good Mai Tai has at least two fingers of rum.

God knows how many lousy bar bands George inspired.

James Bond approves.

"Now we're talking."

Sex on the Beach? Holy TGI Friday's Girls Night Out Circa 1985, Batman!

There's also the creepiest French pop song of all time:

"...and the video made me afraid to turn on MTV for like 3 weeks when I was a kid."

I never knew a male middle school classmate who did not use that word back in the early 90's.

Just don't ask what's in Black Pudding or Boudin Noir. A BP Scotch Egg does sound good right now. I need some mean porter to wash it down.

To this day, I still refuse to say Bloody Mary in front of a mirror.

That movie always comes to mind whenever I heard Mario Lanza.

Leave the good sea lord out of this.