Wow, what a fresh angle: Complain about young people who enjoy themselves at a popular music festival.

This post reminds me of Stephen Colbert's story about his childhood experience of seeing how Hollywood negatively portrayed Southerners like him on television. He soon adopted a flat, Midwestern accent from the numerous TV news anchors and reporters he watched so that nobody would judge him by his Charleston accent.

I was going to say. The PDX is up to its neck in microbeer.

Ryan mostly focused on Caucasian bros, but here in California we have a wealth of Black, Asian, and Latino bros.

I've never heard of drinkers who fancy both IPAs and Bud Lite. The connoisseurs of those beers are usually mortal enemies here in California.

Lest we forget, behind every bro is a woman who loves him.

"Drink of choice: IPA (because let's be honest: if you're rich enough to live in most parts of White Brooklyn, you're rich enough to afford fancy beer)."

IPAs now count as "fancy beer"? Here in California, every microbrewery carries one. It's almost as generic as lagers and pilsners, which may explain why double,…

That slasher movie is so Canadian: nobody dies, and the movie ends with fake blood, a "Just kidding!" smooch, and a winking doll.

But, but Digg is an inspiration.

The Bruery, one of my favorite California breweries, had a good one where they announced they are converting their brewery into a "beer spa." They claim that hops can eliminate all forms of acne.

http://bruery.blogspot.com/2014/04/bruery…

Ah great, now I have this 80's tune stuck in my head. Thanks, Jezebel!

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I wasn't too surprised when I heard about her book. You'll be amazed by how many Filipinos support the Japanese Internment. My grandma is one.

Unfortunately as history often tells us, it doesn't take much for leftists to open fire in a circular firing squad. After the smoke clears, the Powers that Be always go about their business as usual.

"Ding-dong," I guess?

Or you can always plot a devious pie eating contest to torment your bullies. Your triumph will be legend.

Master cleanses are critically important for the soul.

I'm curious what unconscious uncoupling looks like.

There is hope:

One step closer to the dream: