I sing Otto Titsling every time I do laundry. And I think I tried to choreograph a dance to Oh Industry in middle school but it was too weird for my friends to even try to learn it.

I was hoping i would see this comment

this is some deep narrative analysis, and 100% plausible. a+, seconded.

I know! I still shudder every time I see him, can’t help it, but he pissed off a whole room of Republicans by asking them to vote their consciences. Odd how fast they understood this could not be an endorsement of Trump.

This is definitely true. Cruz gets the prize for the most consistent awfulness, without compromise or apology. That they let him speak for half an hour in prime time while he basically announced the parameters of his candidacy for 2020 is really mind-gobbling.

Ted Cruz may be Satan incarnate, but at least he is consistent, unlike all the other sellouts who endorsed the Trumpster fire against all the principles that they suppposedly stand for.

I think I kind of liked Ted Cruz a little tonight. So that was weird...

“...campaign manger Paul Manafort also declared that nothing out of the ordinary had occurred, and if it had, the culprit was probably Hillary Clinton, ruler of Hades and mastermind of Everything Bad That Happens.”

Yeah, I’m hoping the convention shitshow is just a harbinger or how poorly his campaign will handle everything.

1)Didn’t Melania give a great speech? She wrote it herself!

EVERY TIME I catch a student plagiarizing they use this EXACT same line about accidentally giving me a “draft.” A “draft” is defined as “a preliminary version of a piece of writing,” not a series of cut-and-pasted excerpts from other people’s writing!

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

It doesn't bother me if money goes to helps others. I figure if I need help that will be there for me.

You know who else spoke at the NAACP convention? Ohio’s Republican governor, John Kasich. Also like Hillary Clinton, Kasich will not be speaking at the GOP convention this week. *chuckle*

Maybe give teh progressive menz a chance to get naked for the cause. Something seems off about saying “We want to communicate the wisdom of women by having them strip naked and stand silently while a man photographs them for his artwork.” But yes, getting a bunch of naked men to block the convention center would be…

Was anyone else hoping that the heat from the mirrors would burn the convention center down?

Sort of sounds like “It’s grounded.” I’m not hearing the “f” sound at all.

took this long for one of the members of the watch to fall asleep so that he could make it through our defensive perimeter