I’m speaking to other people who find white supremacists deplorable. I’m ok if white supremacists don’t like being called stupid.

It is so important to remain friends with your Facebook deplorables, just to share things like this to their feeds.

Oh honey. When my toddler starts acting out like that I just laugh at him.

I appreciate the audacity of your hope!

I was wondering how long before he slaps his name in gold letters on the White House, but somehow that’s more horrifying. He probably will try to govern from Trump tower.

I’ve already been called a conspiracy theorist once today, so fuck it:

You only have to shoot three people to be a serial killer. Firing into a crowd is a mass shooting. This person fired into a crowd of protesters. He was still on the loose when the AP and all others were saying his motives were personal and not related to the protest. How the hell could they know that? Literally al we…

We’re already not allowed to have opinions? That was quick.

Re: obstructionism

There was a mass shooting at the protest in Seattle. The media is saying it was a personal argument and not related and I don’t believe a word of that.

Wait for it.

I was thinking that too. How many of us have never experienced sexual assault? Are we all ineligible?

I still don’t know but when I was 25 and found out about sleep paralysis it stopped happening. I had a dream after that where I was just about to wake up when BAM! Reality shifted and I was in a windowless room that somehow was flooded with sunlight. It felt more real than anywhere I’ve been. He was there. All I…

That’s ridiculous. Hamlet is 20 years old. Kenneth Branagh playing Hamlet is a joke.

“Bush wasn’t running against the evil tycoon in every cheesy 80s movie, though.”

We were all limping to the polls. No one had health insurance. It was horrific, Bush’s America. It was like a dark eighties comedy.

We all need more Dead Milkmen references.

True. About a decade ago I started noticing that the republicans were trying to make out like the Nazis were actual socialists.

I told my students the definition of fascism the other day and they said, “Isn’t that what we already have?” I’m sure many a right winger thinks government by corporations is a good thing. They worship money and think anyone who has it is a genius, after all.

I know how you feel. A shampoo bottle leaned toward me once, mid day, mid week, when I was 25 or so. I know I saw that. I wasn’t asleep and I wasn’t on drugs. I know I saw that.