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I’m actually sorry he’s dead. I’d prefer that he be alive to watch embarrassing and costly lawsuits.

No my friend you just wrote Trump/KJU vore fanfic

Supposedly Marvel wanted him to take a huge pay cut for the second film (lower than what was agreed on, like 50% or more) so they could pay RDJ more

Okay the mixture of disgust and disbelief on the ballboy’s face afterwards made that worth watching

Oh man. Barba is not exactly my fave ADA but that is a magnificent eyeroll

I looked it up out of morbid curiosity and apparently the answer is Penn, because of course it is. Where the Trumps went.

Ms. Cohen doesn’t look small enough for actual heroin chic but I was definitely getting that kind of vibe :P

Yeah ... honestly, unless they produce tape (which they probably won’t because no one would want to go on the air with them) I ... am taking this with a grain of salt, at best.

It is, but it’s called diving, and you can be penalized and/or fined for embellishment:

oh come on that’s a bear up there, not a lion

At least at the present moment you can donate your body to science and medical students will use your corpse to learn about anatomy (and basically put you through the autopsy process, or something similar), in many areas (well in US areas with teaching hospitals :P). In exchange they usually pay your cremation costs

Perpetual distraction machine—what a wonderfully apposite phrase

Thanks for adding this overlooked element!

Honestly I’m not sure whether or not to take McCabe at face value on that one

Yeah, Kobe Buffalomeat is a little funny, but Sultan McDoom is just classic, and this article is just obviously wrong on its face

Aw ... I was hoping for Edmonton

I figured since Soul Asylum isn’t what I would call industrial
Curious now, what were you actually going for?

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If you wanted to make it so I had that stuck in my head, mission accomplished

oh now he’s trying to get Canada on his side