Ugh  Also don’t let your Cat sit on your computer

Which is worse, a head cold or a chest cold?

They don’t have to serve you, and (protected classes aside) they don’t have to have a good reason. Considering the penalty for being wrong, a bartender should definitely set their Spider-Sense bar higher than the law’s. If I must err one way or the other, I’d much rather deny an of-age person than serve an underage…

They don’t even try to cover up their filthy lies and shameless hypocrisy. I really want to see the republican party destroyed in my lifetime and its leaders imprisoned for all of their crimes. Some of which are, I am sure, described in Ivanka’s emails.

You’ll have to be more specific, I usually overachieve. 

You’re right, I apologize. I can see why this was a bad fuck up. (puts foot in mouth). 

Anything can happen In war. Alliances, betrayal, uniting against the true threat. To come out and spoil what happens at THE END of the game and then have the audacity to tweet that it’s not a spoiler is completely unprofessional. She has changed it now anyway, but it’s still spoiled for me. And I’m not being dramatic.…

Wow, I’d definitely describe the inevitable death of two main characters in this game as a large and totally unnecessary SPOILER. Is there any way Kotaku can print the bylines of these articles on the homepage under the headlines, so I can never click on a Gita Jackson review again?

Aabsolutely seething at this review. I always read kotaku reviews because they avoid spoilers or post spoiler warnings. At the start of the review you wrote, “By the time the game is finished...”

“By the time the game is finished, only one of these teenagers will be left. The other two will be dead.”

I hate him, but how did Trump not win this round? Mueller basically said the President is above the law. This isn’t him pissing his pants in fear, it’s him realizing that he doesn’t need to bother with any of this bullshit. He’s not terrified. He’s beligerant.

I mean, if we get the repairs for free and our prior repair costs refunded, then what exactly are we losing by leaving the class action suit? That's the most we could have gotten out of that anyway. What more did we want, punitive damages for emotional suffering?

1 person dying for capitalism is chump change!

Who would have thought being punched repeatedly in the head could have negative consequences?

Your guarantee isn't worth the time it took you to write out. You should be sent to the greys, trash. 

Edgelord profile pic, calling a grown woman “little girl”, uses long wordy sentences about society and extinction.  We’ve got an incel here amigos!

Look, she definitely tossed that cat a bit rougher than I would have but if you’ve ever owned a cat, you know it was just fine.

Thank you kindly. I have been quite tempted to do something like that, but I feel like I would have to actually reveal my identity to do it. And considering that I am very open with my progressive politics, I would not like being in a position where my job and my politics could be conflated. I feel like there would be…

I would love to see the “liberal” Pope Francis start excommunicating the fascist laymen and clergy that infest the church he is the absolute ruler of.

being used to sell food deems it a toy?