I fux with Steve Harvey as the host of Family Feud. He's the most entertaining host they've ever had. I'm here for all of it, without a hint of irony.

Stems and sticks are the same thing. I think you mean seeds…erm…I mean…Yeah, man, same here. I don't really know, I just be listening to the lyrics. I'll see myself out. ::exits room::

Exactly. Neither looks all that great on paper. Wiz is obviously not in any kind of "settle down" phase of life and Amber Rose is…Amber Rose. They both should have known better, but that's probably how they ended up together in the first place.

You just described the whole of Twitter, to be honest.

I don't know if I believe in Black Love, per se (this statement alone probably proves I don't, but whatever). I believe in love. People fall into it, they fall out of it, they use it, they abuse it. It's a thing. Sometimes the people who encounter love happen to be ninjas. 'Tis what 'tis. I support it tho. If you…

That right there. As a Wiz Khalifa Twitter follower, I remember when they started dating. I remember the engagement. I remember when her pregnancy was announced and when the baby was born. The time span from start to finish for these events was miniscule (understatement). How do you meet someone, propose to that…

Seconded. They seemed legitimately happy and as a sorta-kinda "former, but still sort of a fan, but not really" fan of Wiz, the news bummed me out a bit. They'll both be fine tho. They should have never gotten married in the first place, but that's not really my place to say (even tho I just said it).

Co-faces.

You know their fan base is MUCH bigger than that, right? I mean, you obviously have to, but I just need to make sure.

Don't you put Neil in that list!

Seriously. He's been lying low as of late. I'd like to keep it that way.

Good list.

Dat car analogy doe!

Thus the "cognitive dissonance" you mentioned in the post. People don't really be reading like that.

You need more white friends. Know how I know?

SoFla born and raised. Still never been sunburned. 28 years strong!

Ayy! That was my GPA too! ::daps::

DAFUQ?!

I feel bad about the invasion of privacy and just the general wrongness of it all. It is a really really sh*tty thing to do. Now, with all that being said…

Every word sounds funny if you say it too many times. "Semantic satiation."