Also, it wasn’t Horowitz’s job to straighten that shit out! But the producers and Kimmel and the accountants and the announcers all seemed to get a collective fit of the vapors and time was ticking so Horowitz stepped up and got shit done. This is a good character trait. We want these sorts of people around when…

Yeah, I thought the Lala Land producers handled it with exceptional grace. They took it on themselves to announce that they hadn’t won, quickly got out the message that Moonlight had won, and tried to reassure the Moonlight team that this was all real and they should get up on stage. Like that’s a lot of crazy in…

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Guarantee you that being a millionaire is not a problem, even a billionaire.

I love the idea that if we tax billionaires we will lose their largesse. We would cut off the pearls that dribble from their lips down upon us mere mortals. Wither the art museums? Wither the ice rinks?

Doesn’t really sound like a “money is strange” situation. Sounds more like a “you grew up quite rich, and around really rich people” situation.

Just remember: they felt all the other awful shit he said about racial minorities, Muslims, women, and LGBT people was just a matter of “free speech”. Apparently this is the thing that was too “offensive” for them and where they felt the need to draw the line in the sand, where they felt the need to “infringe upon his…

We may well be in the midst of a slow-motion coup. If you were going to try to undermine democracy in this country, you would probably start by attacking the judiciary, the free press, the intelligence agencies, and the voting system. If you can succeed in undermining public confidence in those institutions and…

I assume it’s something more along the lines of “CEO’s have an important role in an organization, but are not worth 200x the average employees salary”.

You could at least have linked to the un-photoshopped picture.

NBA players get criticized for overreacting when they use language like this, but the only difference between Donald Sterling and most other owners past and present is Sterling operated with less shame. He enjoyed having a cadre of athletic black men he could literally own and control. When one of those people is…

No bees, no food. It’s really simple. This is a list of all the food pollinated by bees.

“Incurious” has become my new favorite word. Like, can you imagine living a life where you were actively ignorant? Where you were not motivated to, like, know things?

We in America now have the mores more like Nazi Germany than modern day Germany does unfortunately.

AT&T Center security has a similar problem with Tim Duncan, and always are keeping an eye on him when he’s in the arena, because of all the customers complaining of him lecturing them that, instead of spending all this money to watch a basketball game, they should invest it in a 5 year treasury note which, on…

It’s not that we’re “triggered.” It’s that this show sometimes seems to be very dumb, even going beyond what was intended. It’s not exactly “shocking,” “edgy,” or “offensive,” it’s more that this is what a bunch of old guys from Northern England would think is shocking, edgy, or offensive. It’s more to be met with…

Yeah, this is why social media sucks. not because it convinced some idiot to run into a pizza shop with a gun trying to free child sex slaves from hillary clinton. no its because it calls out a moron for equating a dairy treat to sexuality, thats why social media sucks.