White people acoustic covers of trendy rap songs is worse than ISIS.

Nah.

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As long as everyone is admitting knowledge gaps: it wasn’t until my early twenties that I learned that fish tacos were food and not (just) slang for female genitalia.

paid paternity leave is great too! all family leave is great! But... mother’s day.

Just want to state this. "People should not have children if they cannot afford them!" Well, as a small business owner-"Business should not have EMPLOYEES if they cannot afford them." That means you should provide a decent salary, health benefits and paid time off, especially for family/medical related issues.

This remains the defining tutorial on how to eat a watermelon. Fact: marshmallows go swell with watermelon.

Staged, but still beautiful. Maybe the most incredible, beautiful bike or sport related video I’ve ever seen.

Here’s 180 seconds of impossibly good bike riding. Danny Hart, 2011 World Championships, pouring rain.

Why is it that people get so obsessed with how much your child is sleeping? Kiddo would fall asleep around 8-9pm and sleep until midnight- nurse, sleep again until 4- nurse, and then wake around 7 until he was at least a year. People get offended that you haven’t “trained” your kid or don’t shove tons of cereal in…

YES, KYLE, WE GET IT. THE DRESS LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

Just moved into a townhouse with an attached garage. It is one of the greatest things to happen to my life.

Hahahahahaha. Well, that is fair.

Just sayin'...as a lady who doesn't exactly have a "beauty standard ideal Playboy" vulva and have silently listened to people joke about "beef curtains" and disparage "sloppy pussies" all my life (while having no idea that I, in fact, own one of those awful vulvas they're so disgusted…

Give it a rest, Wesley. We get it - Taylor is so inauthentic and fake, unlike Katy who is an artiste who expresses her authentic self through her whipped cream-shooting nipples.

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