They are easier to eat with chopsticks.

It’s always interesting meeting someone that thinks Archie didn’t go hard enough. 

I’m not saying they aren’t delicious. I’m still eating sausages knowing they are made out of salivary glands and fat.

I mean honestly it isn’t grosser than what actually is in sausage.

I’m going to float out another idea here if the water pong and basketball don’t work out ... cornhole

My work is extremely flexible about me leaving and I can work from home at a moment’s notice no problem.

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Duh, the fires keep away the darkness.

Can you point me in the direction of some high-quality chips?

Yes, that has to be it.

I got kicked of a bar once I don’t even know what I did. My friends and I were talking probably about some records we just bought or wanted to buy. At a mostly empty bar. Half way through our first round the bartender to offense to something I said or did and got up in my face.

Yo I’m not cheering for no dirty Camry driver!

As someone that drink coffee black McDonalds get’s major points for being so much cheaper then Dunkin’

My son is 9 and just starting to like spicier foods. We had tacos with hot sauce and salsa. He’s also a fan of putting black pepper onto things. That’s probably the gateway into it. Give them a shaker and they can add their own spice.

I have had this ice cream bar since I was a child!

FYI they are called cygnets.

Putting them in the dishwasher is a step too far but everything else is fair game.

Today I learned that Stan can be an adjective.

Yeah ... have you ever worked in place that raised their prices? People notice the heck out of a couple cents more.

I feel that if you call it a salad then that’s good enough.