calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

This would just make my cat eat the dog’s food.

Fair enough.

No biscuit love?

Dragon Quest 8 on the ps2

That’s a good point. I’m glad you brought it up.

Just buy the WRX the STI isn’t really worth the extra money.

100% power of will

We put it on sugar cookies for Christmas. Life changing.

Three words: cream cheese frosting.

Sorry boys. Not cat girls for you.

If you put more effort in surely you could engineer one?

...there’s almost no security at all for your luggage.

I better be able to order a salad that looks like a potted fern!

Thanks for the Q-Tip!

I’ve never agreed with Torch so much in my life.

I’ve noticed that not one person has specified a mayo. That’s interesting. 

I’ve noticed that not one person has specified a mayo. That’s interesting. 

Yes. Total agreement.

I’ve yet to step into the make-your-own-que ring.

No because they’ll be using Heinz bbq which is a sad thing to behold.