I’ve seen things go very wrong with some Allen’s very very wrong.

Personally, I avoid all that stuff.

Is raw garbage worse than cooked?

As a Mainer I thought we’re legally required to have a smoke and a pint of Allen’s coffee brandy on us at all times.

Are you kidding? I see jackasses with their off road lights on all the time in the middle of the day. 

...promiscuous air flow...

Yup ... that car was owned by someone else.

What if you prefer crunchy or dare I say it ... extra crunchy?

I just cook whatever I can make on my grill. 

Are you trolling the FP again? 

I mean I’d be happy to steal the front seats out of this but other than that I’ll hard pass on owning this car for any reason. 

Dear Diners,

I think I need a translator!

Scottish.

The fire must’ve played hell with the structural integrity of the remaining metal.

Is this not how new cars are made?

Primus sucks.

I’m just slightly outside of the 100 mile radius I’m about 80 miles up 95 into Maine

Tom’s death hit me harder than any public figure’s passing since Johnny Cash. Now it is only 8:11 AM and I need a whiskey.