calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

Well it looks like people had the correct response to this shit bag at least. Also as a fellow white guy this guy looks like a shit bag.

Yeah brother! Don’t your dreams be dreams!

I also use a lot of garlic when I make them.

So many Opponaughts have FiST or FoST.

Yes! I’m drinking this right now.

Komodo ftw.

It’s great for transporting that flat screen

He looks like what I think a guy that would buy that would look.

This is basically how I make eggs for ramen. Get the soup all cooked, turn off the heat, add a couple eggs, and find something else to do for a few minutes.

I didn’t realize they were different women until I got to the comments.

I love this show but Phil is too “weird looking” for my wife to be able to watch it.

I had to fabricobble this bad boy to get my oil filter off my Foreseer. The ol’ ring of fire makes it pretty interesting at times.

Just do a find an replace “. “ with “. “.

I’ll take my old Volvo in wagon form.

*quietly gets up and walks out of the room*

Hey, the 1950's called.

Mike? I thought your name was Matt!

I bet he could rip an engine from an engine block with his bare hands.

Stop adding stuff to coffee you babies!