I really like this, but I’m as white as new fallen snow.

I understand this reference.

My only at-fault accident was from me thinking about grilling steaks and blowing through a stop sign.

That’s an Initial D maneuver is it not?

I mean this:

Is there also a brick in that engine bay?

Please don’t touch my laptop screen.

I’m not going to stop saying moist unless provided with suitable replacement word.

...from awkwardly earnest Christian ska...

I think they meant that over 100 of them were physically there on that day.

Well I did my part. I brought my daughter to Starbucks so she could acquire and Instagram one.

Gen 2 fo lyfe!

You can’t expect people do the responsible thing.

Your yearly Jeep thrash-a-thons are my favorite Jalopnik features.

They aren’t saying that trigger locks are unconstitutional. It’s that mandated trigger locks are unconstitutional. I guess. Personally I think it’s a good idea.

More wheelbase is more better.

The picture is close but needs more wheelbase.

David probably hasn’t spent 12k on all his Jeeps combined. Including repairs, maintenance, upgrades, gas and insurance.

I use the toaster oven which is close enough to using a toaster.

It happened to me once and I spilled my soy decaf hazelnut latte all over the place!