I was hanging out with my friends in high school. There were 5 of us and we were all in our buddy’s Chevette, cruisin’ around, and pounding Mt. Dews. I think we were on our way to Walmart because there was nothing to do in our rural town.

Do Australians not have a redemption deposit on their beers? In America this would be $1,500 worth of cans.

This is a good way to get your package torn up. Please don’t give my packages to my dog. She is not to be trusted.

One time I borrowed my buddy’s Mercury Lynx hatch to get pizza because I was sober and his car was the only one not boxed in. When I went to get in it to take the pizza back the car wouldn’t start. I called my buddy and he informed me that there was a rock under the driver’s seat and I simply need to wack the starter…

Is this being marketed to the haxxors?

Hopefully it doesn’t suxor

No, I meant the axles act like shear pins for the transmission. Instead of breaking the transmission the axles fail first.

The axles were the weak point.

3edgey5me

You heard what he said!

Kids are light so you can hold them in your arms and stick them out the car window that way they can reach the drive thru window. This is helpful is you have an absurdly low or absurdly high vehicle and/or if you park too far from the drive thru window.

Shrapnel.

We didn’t need another Warriors of the Wind.

This is why your children resent you.

Hard pass.

You should upgrade your cooler also.

This, right here, is one hot and ready take.

You should try and snag something larger than stock if you’ve got the room to mount it. Towing will make a lot of heat in your trans.

Are you going to upgrade your trans cooler or go with an oem replacement?

I gained three pounds reading this article.