We called them color crunchies.

Charlene?

That line gets me every time.

Sorry, it won’t be coming on then.

I’m not though. I laughed at all of them and it caused my wife to question my sanity.

Celebrity Brain Crash was my favorite.

So he look at the rear of the Porsche, duh!

I’ve got some dark liquor in my trunk that I’ll offer for a plate.

I couldn’t make it that far.

I’ve worked in a variety of restaurants from fast food to fine dining to rich kid’s summer camp and I’ve never witnessed anyone messing with a customer’s food.

My rat rod truck covered in and obscured by stuff. It is in there I promise and being worked on.

David is at least 25% rust by osmosis by now.

I really like how this looks. I’m surprised by how much I like it.

Will you be making more leaks for further rust prevention?

If they outlaw the buggies then only outlaws will have buggies!

Hmm an Ocelot ... on one hand you’ll lose a ton of hit dice but you’ll gain a lot of bonuses from being a smaller size.

But ... free body repair

Right. That last one is the one I’d want to spend my money on.

I was convinced that this was a good price but I went to Ebay and found this red one for nearly $700 less

Here’s the fix for sexy goldfish: Add a unicorn horn and bam! Goldeen.