My mom just evolved into a snowbird so she’s figuring out the different way of life in FL.

Thizzle Dance

Then the correct response would be: /r/thathappened

I think this also describes your wrenching.

My wife and I just leave our keys in the ignition at our home in rural Maine. Why bother with all that work pulling them out and sticking them above the sun visor?

I got failed 5 times in a row by the same guy.

I always buy used and I always use my vehicles as long as possible. I’m green AF!

Someone likes it rough.

It’s like the model for rap videos of that era. Basic af.

If it isn’t blue I don’t care.

A dusting of fresh grated aged Parmesan.

Nailed it.

We need less people like you around.

And if the allergies are that bad you could be in trouble by sitting next to a crazy cat lady or crazy dog man.

*hides behind pine tree*

Who exactly does the term “welfare queen” conjure up in your mind? A white woman in rural Maine?

Netflix.

EVERYONE is writing you off just because NO ONE can understand what you wrote.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/et%20al.

I wish I read your comments first.