...how does he sleep at night?!

What was your speaker-van-guy plan?

I have no idea.

This is one of those cars that would be fun to drive but not to own.

I used to work in a restaurant with a bar we had a regular that had no arms. She’d sit right at the bar and drink with her feet, but I was most impressed that she would go to the bathroom by herself. I never figured out how she managed to remove her own pants nor was I ever close enough with her that I felt I could…

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This isn’t about results this is about looking like you could fix things.

You also aren’t going to some swanky toothbrush boutique.

Classic case of why, if you intend to break the law, you should only break one law at a time.

As is tradition.

I think he gets one monthly.

Pissed off Pete.

I fractured my spine. 2/10 would not recommend.

That’s a nice looking Forester but seriously 4Runner or GTFAC.

FACT: Number of ducks able to fly with their wings > Number of chickens able to fly with their cars.

Can’t unsee.

1. Be a duck.

Same.

I dunno it is totally gross.