All that’s missing is the Allen’s coffee brandy.

My mom has a cabin on Long lake. There really still isn’t much to do there.

Yeah but Kittery and North Conway tho.

My advice is to avoid advertising as much as possible.

I knew what this was without clicking on the link.

Yup, it is just a quick trip from Portland on 295 to Freeport and the L.L. Bean flagship store.

This applies to all of New England.

I’m pretty sure the largest demographic group in the city of Portland is the community of Subarus. Portland is lousy with Subarus...

Floor it?

Impossible. American cars can’t turn!

Please stop comparing yourself to Doug. You’re not doing yourself any favors.

Yeah, that’s pretty convincing. Need some nicer wheels.

It has a Ford V8 in it so there’s that.

Coincidentally I found these on CL today.

I have a Wave and I don’t find the screwdriver difficult to use but it would be nice to use standard bits.

I think he means the part where everyone fared less well in a crash.

None, he’s much more likely to have one running at any given time this way.

Clearly.

Well he wrote this story on the experience so it’s like he got paid to do the work.

A 2005 Chevy Cobalt with 60k and a manual transmission is the car that came between us.