women don't always have to smile. Isn't this Jezebel???

How to not be an over privileged snob 101

I was hoping it was actually PD James.

Wow. Read that interview with Chantal "eyebrows" Jefferies. Not at all what I expected. She seems like an actual human being deserving of respect.

Neko Case is so cool.

I feel like Mindy Kaling started this for some reason.

We met during my first night in England on a whirl wind backpacking drunk post break up shitshow sex fest tour of the UK/Ireland. We were both staying in Bristol for an extended period and ended up switching clothes at as priests and whores party. He looked pretty good in my fishnets, and you can guess the rest. I…

I married young too, it's just seems like a huge assumption to say that these characters (in a novel about wizards) should have experimented more because that would be more realistic. Therefore, getting together when your young is not realistic.

"As Rosenberg points out, it's fucked up that all of the characters in the Harry Potter universe end up with their high school sweethearts. (It's fucked up that the epilogue depicting the romantic futures of the Hogwarts class of 1998 was included at all.) Those kids should experiment! They should date outside their…

AGREED.

His accent is so unbelievably posh.

Bill is just trying so hard. Oh Bill, you'll never be Hilary. Get over it.

Babara, your not the first person who has been taken in by a child molester.

EXACTLY. People want abusers to be monsters, to like have fangs and six eyeballs. They're not going to wear a fucking sign. And they're sure as hell not going to admit what they do when you ask.

Someone told me once I looked exactly like Kat Dennings.

How long do ground hogs even live? Also, where to you get a ground hog? (asking for a friend).

Fuck the superbowl. I'm re-potting my orchids. WAY MORE FUN.

"A sea of misogyny and missed opportunity" = the perfect title for the PhD that an acquaintance is writing on the lack of women in engineering.

Omg...

Lol. That made my night.