this makes me so mad and sad

Perez Hilton can take his fake ass apology and go live on the Isle of Too Little Too Late with Drew Brees... gtfo

Here’s the thing though, Brandy...I live in NOLA too and we live in a more eurocentric city where people really do eat dinner later in the evenings (at least pre-covid). People here will really eat dinner at 9/10pm. I feel like I’d text a friend or acquaintance at 9:15 and it wouldnt be inappropriate (key word: text!)…

Lol as we speak theres a white girl in a beige oversized sweater with six layered gold necklaces explaining to her girlfriends that it’s an “ancient Buddhist symbol...”

*screams*

I like the saggy look! Mine are kinda cone-shaped. No bras for me. I feel like I’m suffocating in them, but I do enjoy a light support sports bra.

I know her brother Wayne. We worked together at Jazz Fest every year for like, seven years. Nicest guy. Very proud of his sister. 

i want a nintendo switch so bad!!!!!!

um, Thank you very much I will immediately add each of these to my watch list. super interested in the gardening one!!!

“Meester likely never released her widely known and adored hit song “Heartstrings.”

i totally get this....i do enjoy seeing what other people cook and to be honest, judging it!! i am one of those type of people that loves to cook and cook almost every day. i really love to eat. and i grew up with a mom who cooked three meals a day plus snacks. so this quarantine has been good to me in that way. just…

Beautifully written. Really good read.

I think she looks fantastic. When your body looks like that everything looks great on you. I wouldnt mind the return of low rise tbh

“Not that I’m for telling people what to do with their bodies or anything, but considering women are frequently both responsible for birth control and childbearing, if after birthing three children, your wife wants you to get a vasectomy, maybe just, like, get the damn vasectomy”

wouldnt it be great if the other lawyer really was trained in sword fighting. The roman spectator in me would pay to watch that.

Hmm can’t imagine why this lady divorced him. Seems of sound mind. I like how he was like, “ya I wanna sword fight but can you give me some time to acquire said swords” lol thats my favorite 

Hhha i literally was thinking this. This dude HAS to be

I did the thing. Ganswein! He’s def an 8. Would bang. His name sounds like he's already in a romance novel

No, we all know what we like. It’s you who are probably so insecure that you have to tear down pop culture shit with your pseudo-intellectual bullshit rants. I watch fishing videos on youtube from a *famous* angler. I guess the dude who puts those out is narcissistic too right? Because we are all just mindless sheep…

Do you REALLY not understand it? Because you’re not intelligent? Ohhhh you’re just being that asshole that pretends they’re better than young people because your tiny brain can’t grasp new cultural concepts. Got it.