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Iimmediately watching this! Thnx

saggy booty? thats a HELL nah

yes omg i have to buy mid rise jeans and they fit like high rise--short people problems! i dont even try on high rise anymore..i look like a clown

right, they were together since high school...they had definitely talked about marriage. most likely the kind of long term relationship where they were so comfortable and secure that he had time to think of something like this. It seems at least he make sure it was something she would love. very cute. A+

Me toošŸ˜¢

I didnā€™t realize we were still using the term ā€œtete-a-teteā€ like its a Victorian book of letters

haha what who the fuck signed off on this

Everything i want and nothing i can afford

ā€œwhere her daughter was waiting for her with a manicurist and colorist, ā€œMy daughter knows Iā€™m very vainā€ Scher said.ā€

Please, if you have never seen this video, I beg of you, watch it, and then watch it again, and then maybe several times a day for the entirety of the rest of your life

ā€œNobody says: ā€œYou would be much more fun to hang out with if you ripped your friendā€™s chest open, crawled inside of them, and controlled them from the inside like a flesh puppet.ā€ No.ā€

I want my house to look like the living room in gilmore girls. 90s mish-mosh

Thanks!!

Def not warm and inviting in the least

Please remember the title so I can read this!!!!!!

FCKING YESSSSSSSSS THANK YOUUUUUUU

Omg im sooo happy you wrote this i just watched this!

Amazing goddess

Yessss I think the expectation around cell phones and texts has gotten ridiculous. I'm not available to you 100% of the day because you sent a text. You sending a text does not automatically mean I'm going to immediately respond. And ppl should be ok with that. You call someone, they dont answer, theyre probably busy.ā€¦

Yeah, i like this takeĀ