Thanks for educating us, its important to keep up with the kids. *singing jenna marbles voice* Sincerely, a 34 year old lady

I have a pet. Ive had many pets. I had a cat for 17 years. My Choxie is now 12. Sooo 1 year is lkke...ok be sad, but youre using it as an excuse for not living your life or creating an album??? Yeah its def insensitive but, oh yeah, I dont care because this is the internet

Sorry I forgot about white people and pets, jesus christ.

I love that cat

“One day we woke up and I knew, in that way mothers do, that he was sicker than we had realised”

God I had so many. I remember the ballet on in particular. With all the little pieces. Why didnt I keep them?! Whyyyy

...shes one of the most tone deaf artists out there. Just jumps on any and every cultural trend/thing she can hijack. Why is she saying this dumb archaic shit like every lesbian is just a scorned woman

First👏 of👏 all👏 shes a warm not a cool, why the fuck is shes wearing baby pink?? Its horrible, the earrings don’t go AT ALL the purse would be cute on my grandma if she was being ironic, the extensions are a sin against the Lord. I do like the shoes though. On me. Not on her.

100%. The only kylie we recognize in this house is Minogue, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Thank God I only have 5K left on my loans... and inkling compared to some. Commence daily rage!

God damnit...... I love Le Labo products. Fuck you, Sallie Mae!!!

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

I always say “neighbors”. Just the right amount of dorky. “Neighbors give me heebie jeebies”

This is the best thing he could've ever done for her image. Feels like a set up!

Sure are a lot of "doctors" on this thread lol

I couldnt stop reading this.  Its so good. Im crying. 

“Aunty Lindsey, tell us again how you were once almost engaged to the crown prince of Saudi Arabia!”

Why is everyone mad at Jezzy like Hazel said anything bad about Jameela? Literally chill wtf

Omg same! I love a corset..but like...i choose to wear those as a fashion thing ya know, like once in a while.

“Discouraging film festivals, black-tie events, and workplaces from requiring, either implicitly or explicitly, some people to totter around on stilts is really all the balm we need.”