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Hahaha omg I did not expect that to go where it went 

I want to tattoo this on my body

That girl was in medical school. She only stopped after the woman herself admitted to tricking her? This is why I cant trust doctors

Well, opinions are multi-faceted. I can empathize with the men who experience this. I’m certainly not telling you what your experience is like. The two arent mutually exclusive. Also, civviesplain? Boo, this is a gossip site. Why do I have to keep reminding ppl of this. And I’ll say this, if you don’t take kindly to

Very true

Blehh. the military is touted as the Ultimate American Honor and its filled with bad, bad men. I used to want to join the army when I was young. My mom talked me out of it and im glad. The amount of sexual harrassment ive heard about from female friends first hand is staggering. I cant imagine how bad it is for young

Have you had one? The texture is everything. Simply put, it's delicious as fuck. Way better than normal cake. And the cream cheese frosting is a 10 too

I lol'd at your spot on impression of hillbilly woody allen

Aaaaaaactually the cases were *not* just from THC? They included THC in the possible substances used by people, but tons of these cases are tobacco products. OF course tobacco companies are gonna blame it on Big Green:

A entire festival. Thousands of people, I’m bound to have to hide from one fking person...

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE I AM OUTRAGED!!! I fucking hate people

THE LIBRARY IS OPEN!!

Yeah I was like, what happened? 

Theyre just boring white people I dont give a fuck about. Oh wow you and your super hot boring husband broke up so you can go play lesbian with another hot boring blonde girl. Miley is so basic. If she’s not exploiting black culture (remember when she said she smokes more pot than snoop dog? Ok little girl) then she’s

Ummmmm excuse me...Youre saying youd get that tri-colored monstrosity before a drumstick?! Or a strawberry shortcake pop?! Or even an ice cream sandwich????? No no no no no that pop is for serial killers no one gets that pop

Salty-bitch peanuts, ha ha can I change my kinja name to this

Was that SARCASM MA’AM

My favorite time of year!!! I'm enjoying the pink feathers. But like, i really wanted more. Its pretty cool but im used to more crystals and boobage

She actually sounds mature and self-aware....dont understand where the hate in the comments comes from. Shes a good artist who puts out catchy pop songs, i like her

Agree with everything you said!! Garlic powder has it place as does fresh. Bon Appetite is a dumb magazine. Recipies arent even tested!!! I’m an Americas Test Kitchen die-hard