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Because people hate women and will do anything to make sure she doesn’t become president. It’s pathetic, really

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GOING BACKWARDS

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AND you could put bags over their faces

Would peg to save country 10/10

These are my favs. But Ellie, u fucked me up with that last part about Kasich outlawing abortion...having to raise his evil spawn is a nightmare beyond epic proportions. Sorry, America..four years of Doland and Palin is better than a lifetime of suffering. I love me more is what I’m saying

#teamkesha

Ughh so jealous...love Byrne..looove Arcade Fire...I didn’t get to see any shows on his tour with St. Vincent and its the #1 regret of my life

Yeeeah employee manuals are a necessity...or do u just trust people lol

Excuse me sirs n madames but I do believe my doge is the hottest in the land; sir Choxie upon his throne

I KNOWWWWWWWWW ugh I can’t believe they’re still on the air in this day and age, but then I think about the stupid americans who give them airtime and I’m reminded

Clover Hope u literally made a fucking survey im obsessed with you

Also I found this on the internet

Walton & Jonhson the “radio gawds” here in NOLA are the literal worst. If u want to gag, Google image them. Two old white dudes who play other characters including a black guy (it’s horrible) and a gay guy (really horrible). They’re racist, homophobic and sexist. I can’t stand them...their rhetoric about Muslims is

Truly horrendously horrible but I like the shoes

If Gaga is trying to to borrow St. Vincent’s monocromatic/crazy hair aesthetic she’s not doing a good job...still love her but #teamannie#1

My ex’s best friend, the nerdiest, not that attractive, gangly white boy moved to Japan ten years ago and women are constantly throwing themselves at him. He’s already been married/divorced twice. He learned japanese too, which got him out of sticky situations where people thought he couldnt understand

Ur my soul mate

Omg of course Ernest has a gorgeous great granddaughter...so cool....