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OoOooOooo I wonder what Her Majesty things about this series..or even if she will watch it...

Also...know what I don’t want to see? Your fucking show, Wendy

I’m not surprised because Wendy Williams is a fucking bitch.

He might design furniture, but he isn’t her Aiden...hopefully not...I’d bet he’s her Big.

Why aren’t aliens something to smile about? Maybe theyre nice aliens...kind and generous? #Hillary2016

Aww Mark I loved reading your stuff..always. Thanks so much.

He looks like a dead-eyed grandpa who smells like fish oil and is angry he doesnt know whats going on anymore...”whaaaa? I can’t rape? ! Whaaaa? “

That tweet IS awesome

Not this hot..usually every couple years it’s cold

I’m here in New Orleans and it’s 80°...We’re in shorts and tanks...We went caroling last night and we were sweating...its not that fun

“We center feminism around palatability, inspiration—female-dictated obligations descended directly from male-dictated obligations that women play nice and look lovely and agree.”

Ummm DUH because vagina is a four letter word and anything having to do with one is icky and bad and gross and women are dumb

I grew up on Lillian Vernon. I begged my mother for a pink frilly bed set ... I loved that bed set..now I loathe pink

“If you were to ask the world’s top chocolate reviewers to rate bars, Mast Brothers would hit in the bottom 5 percentile”

I agree with u..the current crown is fugly..

Hi, huge HP fan here, actually I always painted Hermione in my imagination as a POC because her descriptions could fit. Ppl saw the movies and attributed the actors with the characters...but in the books, it could be debated..frizzy, big hair is all that’s ever really said about her.

I know dude. When he said “still a great night! ” I died inside.

I SURE HOPE SO! I hope she gets super famous and rich and happy and looks back at this and laughs. Poor sweet thing. I can’t imagine the disappointment.

I watched this. It was cringingly awful. We were screaming and covering our eyes. Poor Miss Columbia...umm Steve maybe NEVER EVER go to Columbia unless you want to be shanked ya dumbass. I mean...It’s not that hard..you read a fucking card...I still can’t believe it

I wish he’d shut his fucking stupid mouth this is preposterous