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So why not blame Obama? Why not blame both Hillary and Bernie while you’re at it? Why not blame all of our donors too? Oh, how about Silicon Valley, let’s blame them too. And the corporate and international backers, let’s toss some blame their way as well. Hey we don’t like banks and hedge funds either, let’s blame

Yeah this show is going to get appropriated by the right. Kind of like how American History X got appropriated by Nazis. 

improv classes ... this one guy. He was a gentle soul, very sweet, and really funny. We quickly became friends ...

The irony of the heroes defeating Ego in The Guardians of the Galaxy 2 but ego defeating the director of the film in real life.

What’s kind of been lost in this story is that the original announcement was nothing but Alan Horn going off-script and making a decision for the entire company before anyone else could even have any discussions, and now the entire company is forced to go along with it because otherwise they’d basically be rolling

Nope, fuck this guy, still. #Yexit.

No hat tip, Hughes?

The LAist just did an oral history of how the most glorious Halloween song of all time came to be:

counterpoint: it was clever and funny from early-mid season 1 till the end of season 2.

Well, fortunately we can always go back and enjoy all 3 seasons.

This guy is essentially saying, “if you don’t follow my advice, then you’re wrong.” Honestly, who gives a shit? Who is this for? Kids don’t watch the Simpsons. As soon as the show caves to their requests, they are opening up a floodgate of shit, and they won’t be satisfied either. They will just move on to the next

B was the right move.

Oh yes, I’m sure once these generations of unimaginative dullard bullies saw this no doubt hilarious episode written by some schmo with an ax to grind and realized that Apu is, in fact, a successful businessman who is representative of scores of successful Indian-Americans, they would absolutely stop using his

lol he wanted them to produce his fan script? which sounds like a marty stu story?

Maybe I’m kind of childish, but I cracked up so hard at the bong that Donkey Doug had. Silliest bong I’ve ever seen, and I really want one. 

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In the credits, the waiter’s full name is Helmut Deutschermann, which is essentially Helmut German-Man.