And let’s be clear, carrying a baby like that allows you to aim your Walther PPK using both hands.

Hilary Banks?

All the face tattoos. Jiminy fucking Christmas.

Will + Jada + their offspring =

i avoided this problem by dressing like a man in his forties throughout my twenties.

In 20 years from now for this new age of mumble rappers:

Jerry/Larry/Garry Gurgich from Parks and Rec makes a cameo appearance at one point, as well (sadly, he and Offerman do not share a scene). Goddard must be a fan of Michael Schur comedies.

Used to?

I went to see First Man on opening night but alas I was second in line.

She’s the one who licked donuts...no...DONUTS. Real donuts.

“please watch our aquaman movie. please.”

Obviously Chevy Chase got to her somehow. You don’t fuck with Chevy Chase.

She’s gonna be a real looker once puberty kicks in.

How could this happen? They started like Romeo and Juliet but it ended in tragedy.

Yep, right now, red flag discussion thread starts here. I’m down for it. (also on my lunch break.)

So now what? Is Colburn drinking on the job again?

9 - 11 minutes, surely. 

Yeah, but his name was Jason Alexander and that makes it funny.

He’ll be engaged to someone else by then. 

we can hope