make true American patriots sick

Dudebra is pretty racist, though. He usually keeps it on Splinter, however, so IDK how he’s ungrayed here with that shit.

“You shut the fuck up, Clem Fandango!”

My bad, then. When Patton Oswalt spent 4 minutes on Werewolves & Lollipops scorching the shit out of it, he referred to it as “Deathbed: The Bed That Eats People,” and that’s where I remember it from. Truly one of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard. Enjoy.

But Disenchantment sells the elf short by replacing his ennui with a burgeoning love for Bean, because its narrative discrepancies don’t discriminate. Luci’s storyline is the most consistent—as the demonic fly in the ointment, his role is simply to disrupt. Yet the hell spawn still finds himself growing attached to…

Jesus Christ, your poor wife. 

Yes, to be discussing a 20-sided die-based game AND roll a 20 during a live interview on the first roll is indeed improbable.

Well, this may come as a shock to you, but cars aren’t people with agency and their own fucking lives to live. Holy hell, did you really think it would be funny comparing “sex with your wife” to “driving a fancy toy around?”

Is this a serious question? A “regular” die has 6 sides, and is shaped like a square. This affects the odds of it landing on each side. Most gaming systems are based around 20-sided die because it increases both the available numbers to land on (to better build a system around) and the odds of a certain number being…

However, it’s 2018 now and times have changed.

Not that confusing, really.

replied to the wrong person, sorry

Yeah, it’s frustrating to watch an author who clearly knows better dumb down his own work just to maintain that idiocy.

ROFL, “the bed that eats people,” I think you mean. Classic!

Spider-Man: Winter Formal, followed by Spider-Man: Prom.

Someone is being paid good money to come up with terrible subtitles for these movies, and it needs to stop.

I just miss Dark Matter, period. Gone too soon, like most SyFy series, sadly.

When Twitter won’t block the toxic individuals, it’s up to the responsible individuals to block Twitter. 

So you’re holding onto this ridiculous grudge because I called you an asshole when you clearly deserved it? Wow, that is some fucking psychopathy right there. You seem too heavily invested in your internet arguments. Holy shit, that’s sad. I’ll stop laughing now, because you’re so depressing.