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- I’m living for the day a bank safe falls from a tall building and crushes him, Wiley Coyote style.

Chad Kroeger? Did you just wake up from a 20 year coma? 

You care way too extremely deeply about this person ngl. 

Drugs are a helluva thing. That job you mention means getting up and going to work for at least two weeks before that first paycheck arrives in the meantime you aint got no money for drugs.

Don’t worry, EV’s burning through more tires will fix this issue. 

Uzi was a crank.

Now they make you pay extra for feet. 

America is great because you find out that an unelected official who makes decisions that affect the lives of millions of people for decades is accepting obvious bribes and you just kind of have to shrug and hope someone does something about that.

The US is crumbling into a backwater country under the rubble of our infrastructure.

“Affordable project car”???

He could have killed someone else with his dangerous riding. Twerps like this should have their licenses permanently suspended.

I hope the cops saw this video and charged him with felony reckless driving. The fact that the semi, at highway speeds, had to lane split to keep from completely rolling over this douchebag could’ve have ended so, so much worse for him and other drivers on the road. This guy deserves to have his license revoked for a

You can see the shadow of the camera and pole. The actual pole is edited out automatically by the camera software.

We frequently talk about “Florida man” but every “Mississippi police” story I read reveals a distinctive, mind-blowing, Mississippi brand of awful.

Too much credit to Pelosi. The explanation here is simply that the Dems don’t have the equivalent of Maga Repubs who don’t actually care about governing.

What’s with these dipshits thinking that legal ordinances are magic spells, and if you somehow figure out some creative wording you can cheat the spell? Laws are whatever the judges, courts, police, and voters say and are willing to enforce - not what it says either on paper or in the fantasy bullshit version of legal

How the fuck is ANY gun owner unaware that he’s packing? That is NOT someone I want anywhere near a firearm. FFS.

I don’t think she was testing the handling. She came around the corner too fast, turned in too tight and tried to correct but overcorrected and then did the swerving thing that people do when they don’t know what they’re doing. 

He cannot make a car. He cannot launch a rocket. He cannot make Twitter suck less. He owns companies that employ experts that know how to do those things.

You should not have to get stuck first before it realizes there is an obstruction. I have a Chevy Equinox with a power liftgate. When it is closing it is very responsive to anything that provides the least bit of resistance, and it then reverses and opens partway. The way the Tesla door appears to work looks like a