Burning man got gentrified. Not sure people even try to pretend it’s anything but an excuse to have sandy drug sex.

We love to take our 700+ horsepower $100k trucks to festivals about self-reliance and being kind to our earth mother or some such, don’t we folks. 

Ignorant non-western living person here but aren’t desert salt flats easy to damage and hard to repair? 

That RV is fucked. Shitty aluminum frame, stapled together interior panels, press-fit water lines... The modern RV industry builds shit that barely lasts 10 years when the units are treated well. This just bent or broke a bunch of stuff. 

As someone who has rented their RV in the past, I would not be fine with this. Esepcially since the step is down, and there’s a good chance there is unseen damage. These things built like shit, and the unseen damage to the seams and structure are what will fuck you. I actually specifically blocked out burning man week…

I mean, the fascists on the Supreme Court are openly looking to overturn the ruling that banned states outlawing interracial marriages. So if the president is in an interracial marriage...awkward!

My conspiracy theory: the reason he’s keeping his girlfriend in the shadows is that she isn’t Black, which he knows will trigger a lot of potential donors’ secret concerns about interracial couples. I could be wrong, and I hope I am.

He’s Lindsay Graham’s partner.

Buhaha. ::Looks around.:: 

Aaaaaaand on cue, here comes the beard...

Trump has been married 3 times. Evangelicals are concerned Scott hasn’t been married enough?

Must be tough to do the “my girlfriend goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her” schtick when you’re a US senator.

Calling the cops for any reason in America comes with the implicit understanding that someone might get shot in the face within moments of them pulling up on the scene, without any provocation.

What’s extra pathetic is that he obviously did this to boost his own ego, but hides behind excuses like “it hurts the developer.” The game comes out on Friday. A leak a week before a game comes out is supposed to harm Bethesda how exactly?

He’s so smug and proud it’s honestly pathetic. People like this are just so intensely lame. 

“I am now a pariah of that subreddit,” Adkins wrote in his initial email. “I get it, hype and excitement are at an all-time high. I’m just as excited as the next person, but I draw the line at theft. I was raised to believe that crime doesn’t pay. I had hoped our society, and so-called Bethesda fans could be held to…

He looks significantly thinner in the face, and it’s emphasized by how poorly his clothing now fits.

Apparently, on-the-ground reporters did not ask questions about his lapse.

I swear he’s looking skinnier now than when he had his first blank stare into the abyss a month ago.

If you’re gonna keep up the “I’m fine” charade, the literal least you can do is make sure Mitch’s clothes are tailored properly to accommodate what’s clearly rapid weight loss.