Thanks for reliably doing these Kotaku soundtrack posts. It’s always nice to have a bit of interesting music to start my work day.

Shit like this should lead to years in jail, and a permanent ban from ever getting a driver’s license again. Driving is a privilege, and when you abuse the privilege this egregiously you should never get it back.

I can’t find a US-friendly version, so here’s another Kinoko Teikoku song...

People on parole often don’t have the same rights that others have. If you are coming off a drug conviction you might not be allowed to drink, if you are coming off a driving-related conviction you may have your license suspended, etc. It seems reasonable to me to bar someone from soliciting prostitutes, when they…

I will always and forever appreciate Kotaku’s commitment to not mince words in their headlines.

As someone who grew up in the Houston area, there is nothing surprising about this happening in the fucking Woodlands. That might be the most NIMBY-ass town in the entire country.

Well, we know that Giannis doesn’t play Fortnite, maybe PUBG is his game of choice?

It’s not the PC version. That would require Google purchasing millions of commercial Windows licenses, which they have no interest in doing. Stadia is running on some breed of Linux.

I don’t know what it says that among the first things our new private equity bosses did was dissolve the investigative unit I was a part of.

Now, if only [GMG Union] could collectively figure out a way to [bring back Deadspin & Splinter] by getting rid of [that herb Jim Spanfeller].

The header image for this blog looks eerily like a screenshot from The Sims.

It’s disrespectful to dismiss the author’s labor (which you agree is well-produced) as nothing but bitching and moaning.

Everything about the way this article was written seems pretty respectful to me. It was a question worth asking, and Blizzard provided an interesting answer that gives further insight on how games are made an maintained over nearly two decades.

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The lower seams also make the balls more aerodynamic, so balls are traveling further. That’s why the routine flyouts of yesteryear are now home runs.

Good lord the blind spots from these A Pillars. I thought we had reached the apex of pedestrian/cyclist deadliness with modern truck designs, but my eyes have been opened to a whole new world of reckless, dangerous, and stupid design ideas.

Another Giant Bomb fan, huh?

There’s a theory I’ve heard multiple times that TomatoFace actually IS one of the writers., or at the very least someone employed at the company. Frankly, it’s the only explanation that makes sense of the fact that they seemingly have a new account every day, that is ungreyed on every GMG site.

That’s by design. It allows the super rich to get the experience of being on their yacht, even when they’re not on their yacht!