Why does Gary Cohen even get an opportunity to speak to the incoming class of congresspeople?

Aaaaand your answer is wrong. It’s Pac-Man.

The conventional wisdom had been that he’d sleepwalk to a Senate seat over Doug Jones in 2020, but that never made sense to me. The Republican party is the party of Trump, now, and Trump fucking despises Jeff Sessions! There is no way Sessions will ever sniff a primary victory again, and he seems to know it.

That must be a female-presenting nipple. Just wait until we tell the southern baptists that Jesus is trans.

This looks like a helluva trip, and I am ready to embark on it. Thanks for sharing.

Counter-intuitively, I think I would have a much better chance at winning this on his serve than on mine, because my serve is so pathetic that he could easily hit a winner wherever the hell he wanted on the court. It’s essentially a serve for him where he’s not constrained by the service box. When he serves, at least…

I really enjoyed this article, thanks Nathan. It also inspired me to peruse the top all time posts on the subreddit, and it seems like a mix of internet drama I couldn’t possible give a shit about, and some genuinely funny clips. My favorite is this one of an IRL streamer sharing an infectious laugh with a stranger…

Caitlyn McKinney and Cammie McMahan. I swear, these conservative white girls come from a factory with a very limited random name generator.

You’re not fooling us. We all know that friend is Drew Magary.

FYI, This American Life is produced by Chicago Public Media, not NPR.

It wouldn’t shock me if platform owners like Microsoft aren’t exactly thrilled with publishers having their own account systems, and only agree to the integration if they don’t have to deal with any of the administrative bullshit. That’s a total guess on my part, though.

I looooooved these games as a kid. I hadn’t really paid attention to this remake, but holy crap is it gorgeous now that I’ve looked at it. I want this, but there are so many games out there. So many games. So little time. I should play things I haven’t played yet.

...I might get this anyways.

I’m really looking forward to voting for Amazon Cuomo for president in The Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster.

It took me several months of seeing Kool-Aid-Man-Jon-Gruden to notice this, but...where the fuck did his front teeth go?

For those who need a refresher, Laura Loomer is the nutjob that drove around on horribly dry-rotted tires and accused antifa of slashing one of them when it finally gave out. So she definitely has a real good handle on environmental wear and tear.

As someone who grew up in Texas and has family in Tennessee, and thus had to make the drive many times, the swamps of Louisiana are actually pretty cool to drive through. Mississippi and Alabama, on the other hand, are undoubtedly the most boring states in the country to traverse.

The Nazi scientists that actually invented all this shit (and got away with various crimes against humanity because of it).

If a woman nominee had ever comported herself so ridiculously, that alone would have been enough to deem her unfit for a Supreme Court seat. And not just by Republicans, but by American society at large. She’d be considered crazy and hysterical.

Oof, that triple the retail price. Definitely not worth it. Maybe someday they will be sold more widely than Japanese gaming conventions.

I’ve been contemplating purchasing a bathroom scale and I legitimately want that Saturn scale so bad now.