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The other two must have been under the bridge he was on. And since they weren’t trying to kill each other, and he’s playing solos, they had to have been teaming, right? In which case, he likely won because he didn’t have to share the center of the vanishing circle with another player, and the other players started

It’s surprising and disappointing that M2K didn’t get an invite. He’s the one Smash player who’s been truly elite at every Smash game since Melee.

You didn’t go to Case Western, did you? I’m sure these trees are on college campuses all across the country, but I distinctly remember there being an entire damn grove of them directly outside the library’s front entrance, and how I had to hold my breath every day when I walked past them in the Spring.

Good lord that last paragraph is so true and so, so depressing.

I noticed that those illuminated runes that lock chests/doors will still show as illuminated in the reflection of puddles even after you’ve solved the puzzle. UNPLAYABLE!

The patches are small, but for whatever reason my PS4 has a step in between downloading and installing the update where it has to “copy the update file” or some such. It can’t seem to do this when the PS4 is in rest mode and it take F O R E V E R considering how tiny the updates are. Like 3-4 minutes each time. It’s

I can’t tell if the Deadspin headline typo is poking fun at the tweet’s typo or if Bledsoe is just a weirdly difficult name to type correctly (I mistyped ‘Beldsoe’ on my first attempt).

That throat thing legitimately freaked me out, what in the hell...

The aeropress is excellent for making iced coffee! Since the areopress makes such strong coffee and expects you to dilute it, the melting ice doesn’t water the coffee down too much like other methods would.

Yeah she has two standard non-answers that she always falls back on, and the press seemingly always lets her get away with it.

There was that Nazi attorney that had never tried a case that was nominated for a federal judge position.

Thing might happen.

Yes, I’m sure someone hacked the Internet Archive just to edit the decade-old blog posts of some mealy-mouthed centrist-ass news host.

Mike Fahey is among the most charming, loving, and thoughtful members of the games journalism industry. Mike, I truly hope you can make it through this relatively unscathed, even if your glowing Snacktaku review tricked me into trying the actually-vile cinnamon oreos.

Your first sentence is why the democrats better not budge a fucking inch on slow-walking the nominees. The republicans have not operated in good faith ever since Nixon was elected, and that ratfuck McConnell sure as shit isn’t going to start now. He’s going to increase the days the Senate is open regardless of what

Hoooooly crap this is hilariously bad. Thank you so much for sharing this.

Multifox doesn’t work on Quantum, but Mozilla’s own multi-account containers seems like it does the same thing.

So...who wants to bet that there was no homeless person, that he didn’t forget his gun, and that in fact he was fiddling around with it while taking a shit and accidentally discharged it?

Important note: Eric Garner wasn’t selling loose cigarettes. Cops murdered him merely because they SUSPECTED that he was selling loose cigarettes.

Maybe Blizzard is already doing this, but here’s my proposal...