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This is a fucking phenomenal question, and I will spend the rest of my day working at it. You have to figure the Democrats would blow at least one obvious pick, and the Republicans would pick up some strategically Democratic state simply for economic purposes. I’m making it a snake draft for kicks. And D.C. cannot be…

On the other hand, what about Andrew Luck’s private server?

I call these people “meanderthals”

I never send a steak back for one reason. I’m the slowest fucking eater in the world. I’m still going to be eating ten minutes after everyone is done even if the steak arrives correct the first time. If I send it back, it’s going to take even longer just for me to start which means everyone I’m eating with is going…

A treat is something you look forward to eating.

“Why, just the other day I saw him eating avocado toast! When he was finished he wiped his mouth with his napkin and then dabbed. I think.. I think he’s on the Tide Pods.”

Yeah, not every generation produces content assembly line factory workers that can survive solely on heavy cream casseroles, unfiltered cigarettes, and tv dinners.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Nah, fuck that. It was a dirty move by Rask. Not sure how, but this is clearly Marchand’s fault.

She’s Sister Christian’s friend.

Baseball is a game of tradition. If ballplayers today aren’t being paid enough they should do what the old-timers used to do-fix games for racketeers.

PSLs, mandatory ticket purchasing for preseason games, giving their tax dollars for the stadiums, etc. Season ticket holding football fans are the stupidest people in the sports world.

For me, it’s the young whippersnappers going by on their loud motorcycles or their loud souped up Subarus or whatever. Assholes.

I believe they are scared of the number coming out. I do not believe the public reaction will be what you anticipate. My guess is most Americans will hear an exec clears $20MM and conclude “Well for that kind of money, he’s just got to be vital to the success of the company.”

He can’t be a thug, to light. So that leaves he’s just mentally ill

If he is 20, I would advise him to go straight to college. I would tell him, don’t go back to Rockville and waste another year.

Basically, amateurism has always been a cynical sham.