Oh good, the government is handling the President the way I handle my wife asking me to do chores I don’t want to do. Just say ‘ok’ and continue not doing them. Super healthy and effective.

That strange pang you’re feeling is hope. There is measured, tangible improvement. If not for some bad luck and worse special teams play, the Browns could be 2-0. Plus they have the same record as the Steelers and are more likely to beat the Jets than Pittsburgh is to beat the Bucs next week.

combat medic, Deadspin, 9/03/18

Dear Kinja,

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Propped up on your elbows on the wall-to-wall carpet in your parents’ den on Saturday mornings.

“I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t own a television”.

The aliens are probably planning to build a wall around our solar system and they’re going to make us humans pay for it.

At least it probably feels a little easier when three different goats can share the blame.

but Howard is a Hall of Famer

Can you bang on it and see if one falls out?

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

“There’s two sides to every story and I would love to tell mine,” Gruber said.

The Crapture.

Kyle: “They got so good at sucking! they can hit the ball right to where we are!”

This does bring up an interesting question about who exactly deserves to be an American.

Is this really gonna be my “Welcome to the Resistance” moment because when I read that press release from the White House my blood boiled with rage. So much so that I had to drop everything and write a rant.

Honestly it’s extremely disappointing to not see any big name stars really stand up and say this is wrong. These dudes who seem all about integrity but don’t speak out. I get it, they are worried about the fallout, and maybe they think it’s not their job or something like that. But man, when you have that much money…

The same Finals for the 4th year in a row. This match-up is played out. Been there, don’t care.

Damn, and here I thought your first comment was just ironic in a way I didn’t get.