Even more simple and obvious fix: Enforce an arbitrary time limit on the length of the review, something between 30 and 60 seconds. If you don’t have clear and obvious visual evidence that the call was wrong by then, the call stands.

Yea, and by then their underwater stadiums will be packed. Stuffed to the gills, if you will.

Can we drop the “micro market” bs. Tampa is the 11th largest media market in the US. That’s bigger than Detroit, Seattle or Minneapolis. Within the AL East, NYC is 1, Boston is 8, Baltimore is 26 (and Toronto would be about 6th, comparatively).

“Wonderful Christmastime” may be the worst song in the history of music.

I don’t see the issue with this pass.

The War of the Compass Roses.

If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?

I wouldn’t say they “shouldn’t” have sports programs.

While being the guy who put the KKK in prison should be what sweeps Jones to victory, the fact remains: Doug Jones, a Democrat and an ally, is now installed in the Senate. Maybe, just maybe, this will be the turnaround,

I hate to resort to capitals, but a quick note to Bannon, McConnell, Trump and the rest:

“A Mennonite is like the Amish except with a refrigerator and an attitude.”

Fuck The Steelers.

Well put, Pink.

The COBRA Bowl

I remember about a decade ago, I decided to make a real go at trying to teach my dad how to use the internet. I tried to explain what Google was and how he can type in whatever he wanted to know more about and how you click on the links that appear and how to click the “back” button to go back to the original page…

NEARLY unison.

JUST TELL ME IF I HAVE TO PLAY AGAINST HIM IN FANTASY AGAIN THIS WEEK GODDAMMIT

“So, sorry doesn’t do that justice as it relates to them. That one’s gonna stick with me for a while.”