In America, you can choose not to have cable television to your home. Broadcast television is free (minus the small expense of an antenna/tuner). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadcast_television

I want to carry less on my person. If I have to carry it, it can be lost or stolen from me. If all methods are flawed, can I have the one that is LEAST inconvenient?

That is still a thing I could misplace.

I guess there is no such thing as a back-up battery...

A hand scanner may be as safe as metal keys, but one of those doesn't have to be carried on my person.

The pool noodles are supposed to resolve the buoyancy need.

No way. Bobby Fisher of FisherPrice toys. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Don't forget to Mountain Lion your Mountain Lion to make sure your Mountain Lion is ready for Mountain Lion Mountain Lion, then you can check out the Mountain Lion. GAAAAHHH!!!

They are def releasing it before all the annual passes expire. I dunno if I will play this or not. I might try it, but I expect it to be a last hurrah before the pass expires, not a reason to get back into WoW.

Then 4.0... :(

LOL. Tinsel ≠Tensile

I have a feature phone and my wife has a smartphone. I can do everything on my phone that she does on her phone except play Zynga games. That difference doesn't bother me. Perhaps there are things that we aren't doing that make these phones more meaningful to others? Either way, I don't need to pay $20-$40 more per…

You probably shouldn't have spent nearly five times the effort to reply to a troll than the troll spent on you.

You guys are cute and all, but in what way do you benefit from this argument? Just use the phone you like. It's their fight about who gets the bigger pile of money. It's not our problem.

My mother had a variation of this when I was a child, 20+ years ago. I think it was made by Tupperware. I am unimpressed.

I am glad you said it.

TI Hell No. How do they still cost so much in retail? They haven't changed in over 10 years and the price remains the same. Do you know how outrageous it would be if Apple/HP/etc tried to sell a computer from over 10 years ago for the same price as then? F YOU Texas Instruments!

Well I'd prefer something Rube Goldbergian, like playing a game of Mousetrap.

You just won.

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