Isn't it amazing how you can have an entire life that your parent has no conception of? They have an image of you in their heads that may match the broad outlines but they'll never have the shading?

Honey, can you do something here, PLEASE?

HA. Jokes on you cubeazoid. That's where I Instagram from the most.

Kids have to learn by trial and error. All the explaining and openness and dialogue in the world, while absolutely good and helpful, will not change the fact (sorry personal opinion alert) that we all have to do something wrong at some point to learn what (and why) something else is right. I kind of think that as long…

Go to your room.

My parents have always been overprotective, so I learned early on to keep certain things from them because I knew they wouldn't be able to handle it and would make it into a bigger deal than it is. I never did anything "wrong" exactly, other than the lying. But the things they were certain I would do in high school if…

I sometimes wonder if people just forget what it felt like to be 15. I'm 34, my teen years were brutal. I had an abusive dad, my parents fought constantly and I was the scape goat. I was a good kid who didn't do heinous sht but they treated me like I was the 12 year old on Maury who wanted a baby and did hard drugs.…

Come ON. Don't be such an Instagramma about this, mom!

Oh god, that Times article.

I understand this rhetorically but it seems like a call to let your kids to whatevs because "what can you do"

Man, SNL hit a nerve with the folks who love their military propaganda, didn't they?

I know it's morbid, but I've thought the exact same thing. It would have been best if this never had happened at all, if she'd had taken that money her mother had given her and gone to school, and tried to make a decent life for herself away from all of these crazy vultures that are in her family. But if that's what…

It's terrible, but I kind of wish she had been found just a little bit later, so all of this could have been avoided and the family could start grieving. (Obviously it would be best if it never happened at all.)

This whole Bobbi Kristina thing is such a travesty. I wish her father and family would just let her go already. Trying to wean her off of the medications keeping her in a coma was a complete disaster, and this poor young woman just is not going to come back. Her best case scenario is a PVS. I know it's hard, but it…

How is it our problem if you're dumb enough to actually believe in your own straw man?

Hey there, buddy:

I also thought it was funny.

Maybe this says something about me, but I just collapsed in a ball laughing after watching that sketch

I said it before, I'll say it again - it was a bad call to ditch George. They should kept George, axed Rancid and Osbourne, hired Laura Bennett and backed up the money truck in front of Tom & Lorenzo's home.