The Clevelander sounds like it would still be awful, but maybe with a touch of class too.  Like wearing a tuxedo while shitting on someones chest.

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of 6 and 10. That is your ceiling, you forgotten, burning river town in Hell. When the beating from the Jets sets up a beating by the Rams, there’s no light at the end of the tunnel when the Ravens come.

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

are you saying this was a Shrimp Barbies put-on?

I’m praying that the stadium gets hit by a meteor and raises the average morality of the conference by about 5%. 

I was not prepared for an Of Mice and Men reference in the WYTS comments. 

I have nothing to add to this other than I got into an elevator with him in Vegas during NHL Awards weekend, and the way he was maneuvering his little motorized scooter around the crowded lobby and to squeeze into a packed elevator was Scooter Hall of Fame-worthy. Forward, backward, side-to-side, K-turns...he had it…

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