This is a popular misconception, but a misconception nonetheless. Straight from Instagram’s terms of use:

Back about 15 years ago I use to stop in at a local McDonalds for breakfast a couple times a week. I would get there maybe 20 minutes before the switch from breakfast to lunch menu, and after a bit I noticed something that went on just after the switch. The staff would pull all the remaining breakfast sandwiches off…

Was really hoping to get an in-depth look at how Tony Stark cheated his way to becoming a billionaire. Bummer.

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

I’m unclear how eliminating antibiotics from raising animals, improving soil integrity, and creating biodiversity is bad for you. I’m going to say, you know, bullshit on that.

Misses Albuquerque...FAIL!

The EU has laws protecting distinctive regional produce.

Nor that it wasn’t popularized by that stupid song.*

Related to douchebags and liquor:

Well, if someone thinks they’re getting a great deal on German “bourbon,” there’s not much I can do for them. Except laugh at them. While drinking actual bourbon.

I don’t get how she’s a villain; she’s a legit badass who snaps arms in 15 seconds, she’s unspeakably gorgeous, she plays Pokemon, and showed up at WrestleMania and hip tossed Triple H of all people while wearing a DBZ “It’s Over 9000” shirt.

That may be true, but it’s not actually bourbon. The EU is weird and makes shit up, but even though some people call a bottle of sparkling wine from California champagne, it’s not actually champagne. There are literally federal regulations in the the U.S. about what constitutes bourbon, and being made here is one of…

i do still get extra nice treatment at my local home depot after the ranting customer in the garden center once turned around and asked me to validate his commitment to the idea that the cashier have all the SKU’s for patio stones memorized after he’d been calling her stupid for two minutes solid. i told him he was…

The Tito’s/Tanqueray thing reminds me of this time back in my mid-20s when I went to this party my then-roommate’s friends were throwing. I didn’t really know the people at this party, but there was free booze, so whatever. I’m making random small talk with this dude who, it became quickly apparent, was a total…

Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than…

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

Define “the right reason”?

Hmmm...I would see if I can confirm whether those people are allergic to your fist.

Get in line, bub.